Nov
21
Darth Sprayer
Posted by Q under Pop Culture, Q's Musings
“Join me, little policeman, and together we can rule the universe as father and AAGGGHHHHH!”
Nov
21
Pepper Spray NASA
Posted by Q under Q's Musings
“One small step for man, one giant step for AAAGUAHGUAHHA!!!”
Nov
15
Dear Cirque du Soleil, My wife and I have been attending Cirque shows for years – going back to before we met 10 years ago. When our son was 3 we started taking him to shows every year as well. He’s now 6, and our annual trip to Cirque has become the way we kick [...]
Oct
31
Sutro Tower Stencil for Halloween
Posted by Q under Q's Musings, SF Flavor
In our house, we loves us the Sutro Tower. So much so that this year my wife decided to create a stencil to use for one of our Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns. Actually, the conversation went more like this: Me: I’ll happily carve a Sutro Tower pumpkin for you, just go download a stencil and print it [...]
Oct
30
Dead Space 2 Pumpkin Stencil
Posted by Q under Pop Culture, Q's Musings
Just five short years ago I used to scoff at people who used stencils and fancy tools to create their Halloween jack-o-lanterns. Then I bought a little kit from Walgreen’s to see what the fuss was about. That same year my friend Arsenio introduced me to Zombie Pumpkin’s vast array of incredible stencils, and I’ve [...]
Aug
13
Farewell, 5-Bladed Razor: I Will Not Miss You
Posted by Q under Consumption, Q's Musings
Over a year ago I decided to usher my shaving habits in to the 21st century and purchased one of those new-fangled 5-bladed razors at CostCo. I had been shaving with the same razor, a Gillette Mach III, for over a decade, and figured it was time to upgrade. Big mistake. The benefits of 5 [...]
Apr
14
Tips for Families Attending Sunday SF Giants Games at AT&T Park
Posted by Q under Q's Musings, SF Flavor
Sunday is a great day to take your kid to see a San Francisco Giants game! The game times are almost always at 1:05pm, and there are a ton of events and activities for families on Sundays. In the three years that we’ve been taking our son to games, we’ve learned a few things about [...]
Apr
13
Moscone Who?
Posted by Q under Q's Musings, SF Flavor
Today at the bank I found myself explaining my job to the personal banking representative who was helping re-establish the free checking I originally signed up for that had somehow changed in the last few months. They teach feigned interest very well at personal banking representative school, because I found myself sharing more and more [...]
Mar
28
Wait Weight, Don’t Tell Me
Posted by Q under Q's Musings
My wife busted me checking the calories on a box of Girl Scouts’ Thin Mint cookies. She has no idea. No idea the depths to which ex-wrestlers are capable of slipping when it comes to the game of weight loss. There is a fine line between “getting in shape” and the game of “watch how [...]
Mar
02
Of course you remember his most recognizable #1 hit, “My Yarmulke” My yarmulke believe me, I wear it proud I’m the jew with the crew that will rock the crowd Cruisin’ in my benz, to the dope rhymes I pens Cashin’ interest hard on the monies I lends. I’m sorry if you’re not of the [...]