Dear Cirque du Soleil, My wife and I have been attending Cirque shows for years – going back to before we met 10 years ago. When our son was 3 we started taking him to shows every year as well. He’s now 6, and our annual trip to Cirque has become the way we kick [...]
The One Candy Bar to Rule Them All
In the 16 years I’ve lived in San Francisco I’ve never been in a “destination neighborhood” for Halloween trick or treating. Until now. Last night we ran out of candy not once, but twice. It was awesome. Leading up to Halloween, our neighbors warned us of “tons of kids” and “bags of candy gone in [...]
Sutro Tower Stencil for Halloween
In our house, we loves us the Sutro Tower. So much so that this year my wife decided to create a stencil to use for one of our Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns. Actually, the conversation went more like this: Me: I’ll happily carve a Sutro Tower pumpkin for you, just go download a stencil and print it [...]
Tips for Families Attending Sunday SF Giants Games at AT&T Park
Sunday is a great day to take your kid to see a San Francisco Giants game! The game times are almost always at 1:05pm, and there are a ton of events and activities for families on Sundays. In the three years that we’ve been taking our son to games, we’ve learned a few things about [...]
Moscone Who?
Today at the bank I found myself explaining my job to the personal banking representative who was helping re-establish the free checking I originally signed up for that had somehow changed in the last few months. They teach feigned interest very well at personal banking representative school, because I found myself sharing more and more [...]
An Open Letter to the Presidio Trust
Dear Presidio Trust, Your decision to close Presidio Boulevard and a few “smaller streets” to eliminate “cut-through traffic” is short-sighted, at best. The Presidio is a very unique National Park in the heart of one of the world’s largest and most beautiful cities, and driving through it shouldn’t be seen as a bad thing. Eliminating [...]
Of course you remember his most recognizable #1 hit, “My Yarmulke” My yarmulke believe me, I wear it proud I’m the jew with the crew that will rock the crowd Cruisin’ in my benz, to the dope rhymes I pens Cashin’ interest hard on the monies I lends. I’m sorry if you’re not of the [...]
A Sign of Poor Craftsmanship
This is the C-series Benz that belongs to my 20-something neighbor. The guy opted to try and “secure” his front license plate with zip ties. Zip ties. Seriously, zip ties. Not only that, but he only used two zip ties, so every time I saw his plate it was blown up on his grill like [...]
File Under ‘Duh’
I wasn’t sure until I saw the license plate…
Anal, Yes Sir!
Saw this license plate while parking for thanksgiving today: Look, I realize the guy is probably some sort of system analyzer. It doesn’t preclude me from being incredibly immature, or thinking it’s a stupid license plate.